Mobile Douch-nozzle Unit

The Humvee is generally thought to be a area-specific vehicle - associated with active war zones and Stallone. Admittedly, our winters are really harsh and as a result, the potholes in the street really do give appearance of having been recently carpet-bombed. Regardless, no one walks through the streets totting AK-47s or grenade launchers. There is no need to drive through the streets in a vehicle that could easily take out a herd of cattle or store a travelling circus (minus the bearded lady). Dismount from the vehicle, douchenozzle. If you are so huge it takes an army vehicle to transport you, you should probably considered walking anyways.