Me and my unworthy dentition are going to need a minute to process these new regulations.
"If you want, you can come in and we can file your teeth, you know, round them out so they'll have a more feminine shape."
You know what, lovely lady dentist? Now would be the time to take your fingers out of my mouth so I'm less tempted to use my square, manly teeth me gnaw on your latex fingers. When did beauty become so damn regulated that my freaking mandibles were used as a judge of my femininity? Get out of my mouth, my magazines and my t.v. This is taking skin deep beauty a little to far so lets leave my bicuspids alone. I went through several years and a lot of money to get straight teeth through the damn social inhibitors you call braces and now I don't have feminine teeth? God knows what you think of the shape of my ass, or the state of my eyebrows.
Screw it, they still gave me my free toothbrush. I'll be back for my fluoride next year.
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