"The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards" - Alexander Jablokov.
This is my defense against said annoying bastards. Hopefully this blog will provide cathartic release that would otherwise be gained by illicit means. Sadly, it is not a court mandate therapy. The blame for the formation of this blog rests solely on those that have encouraged my ire by improper punctuation, slow walking and anatomical misunderstanding of penguins. Of course, a rant a day relies on the risk that my short temper will find an opportunity to be awakened at least once a day. So basically there is no risk at all.
At the risk of sounding overtly pessimistic, I'd like to take a moment at the end of each post to reflect on something that, if all else fails, prevents me from performing hara-kiri on myself (or any unfortunate individual in my immediate vicinity...).
